Whooooops. It’s been a little long since I blogged. Looks like once a month was harder than I thought. Aaaaanyways, this is my mayish junish blog. Things learned: I suck at dovetailing, I love waffles more than ever before, and I am unrecognizable with bangs.
May Day is Lei Day in Hawai’i Nei! The monkey and I went to Kamehameha to see the baby warriors hula. You kids better be thinking of ways to get our land back.
May also means birthday. 23 years old. Yikes. This birthday week was full of favsies and awesomeness:

Thank you x 1000 to Chuck and Mari for the surprise birthday action at the If Not Now When fundraiser dinner. Sorry for stealing your seat Congresswoman Hirono. I voted for you in 2006. You’re awesome.
For reasons explained in this video of my second birthday party (above), my third birthday celebration (bellow) provided me with tools to improve for next year:

June is going to be full of magic. Kind of WAY looking forward to the 12th for John Hook’s diarrhetic manifestation of Mustache Power.

I hope he has his Polaroid Project in it. The “Alcoholic” hasn’t updated it in forever but his Chunzilla is still pretty magical.

If you’re living under a rock and wondering who the cuteypie on the right of my Polaroid is, it’s my Kiani magic model gorging out some Lornnie Louie lingerie. Book her.

The Contemporary Museum is exhibiting some of my most favorite favorite favorite people right now in the While You Were Sleeping Exhibit.
While You Were Sleeping | The Contemporary Museum | Cafe Installation June 2010 from Joseph K Pa’ahana on Vimeo.
It’s got Joseph Pa’ahana who (sorry Grandma) makes the best chicken long rice you’ll ever have in your entire life. Aaron Yoshino who I’m pretty sure is the head photographer for like 80 Hawai’i magazines, the ever dashing Grady Gillan QUICK name a camera, yup Gradys got it, and the cherry of my sundae, shirley temple, and cigarette Christa Wittmier.
Nextdoorsies having DJ Benzi on the 18th aaaand DasRacist on the 24th?! All in one month?! No can hando!

Baaaaaaaaasically, May was good, June is prob gonna be even gooder. Favorite things in the whole world right now:
Oh Prokofiev, you touch me like no other.
Gehard Demetz totally my favorite wooder right now.
Seriously this entire album: To Binge is bestest